I just thought it would be better if I knitted it myself, but I didn't actually want to knit it myself...

You are a programmer familiar with AI coding in 2026.
We are now in a situation where most coding problems can be solved with a "click."

Was it because I looked at the 2007 code and muttered to myself that I'd be better off doing it myself?
Unknown fate sent you to the real 2007!
What will happen to you all?
Would you be able to "program" properly on a technology stack from nearly 20 years ago?